Rubbish

dinosaurs roamed the earth before i was born. it was fun when i was a monkey. did you know that yahtzee is a game of chance? is it? i thought i was going bonkers. well i was. but thats beside the point, read between the lines. the zoo let out the road kill. is a furnace something i put in my living room? my mother told me to pick the very best one, and cross my heart and hope to die. it seems like it belongs at the beach. that fred flinstone is quite a character. i remember one time i went outside and there i was. it was so cool, that ice cream cone i had. if it wasnt right then would i be the left? okay dokay little hokay pokay. herra herra shula poola. A little voodoo for the faint of heart. now chickens blood is drained from a redneck. the spell says that i need your tongue. give it up! i need your tippy toes! the bat fangs i obtained last night are sharp. fire and brimstone can make me a steaming pile of turkish royals. that plant that is out there in the forest told me a secret "i see dead people." i said "dead people? then who are you talking to?" it told me that if i wanted to eat the magic mushrooms it would tell me more. so i did. but i didnt see the plant anymore, instead there was a fairy princess that took me to the castle of the forest and we had dinner with the king and all the fairies and elves were there to show me the last unicorn. that was until HE showed up.

In my room lyrics ICP HELLS PIT

two forty five and the bell went off thank god
many people think im odd
but i talk to no one and i walk alone
and i avoid sunlight with a chalky tone
i get home and dont say hi there aint no one there i dont care
walk in and go right up the stairs
to my room get in bed and just wait for dark
cuz thats when the real show starts
tap tap on my glass go the piece of ass
so young and pretty its too bad she passed
But she comes to my room and we talk at night
She’s demonic and bloody but she holds me tight
In my bedroom, with her, I’m never alone
And I kiss her cold lips until the morning comes
Then she’s gone, I can still hear her voice loom
But she only exists in the dark of my room

THATS A wRAP!

The post is a ghost/ if it show im a host/ ima brag and ill boast/ on how i control/
yo the main fact of /the ectoplazum/ whoever haz em/ is extremely dumb/
so the haunting in conneticut/ is so completly full of it/ the director must be new to it/
if u dont like it u do it/
thankz ima have to take you up on that/ill get a camera even act/ the sets u used are freakin phat/ but the plot u got is freakin whack

everything and time

dead bodies are everywhere. they are littering the streets, hanging out of delapitated buildings, floating in swimming pools, stinking up houses, laying on desks at school, fallen into the freezers at grocery stores, still burning from bon fires, and piled up in churches. It is like they all died at once and it just happened.
i woke up, and it was like this. not even five minutes ago i noticed the devestion looking out of my bedroom window, which faces the street. there were buildings on fire where cars crashed into them. Horns and sirens, with alarms still blaring. there was no other sounds then that, and the burning flesh of the victims. why did this happen? how did it happen? why not me? if im the only one left, why should i still be alive?
i walked outside and screamed "Hello! is anyone still alive!? does anyone need help!? Hello!....." there was no answer, but i still tried only in vain.
hours, or was it days?, later i still roamed the streets looking for anyone who survived like me. the sky was black with smoke so i relied on my wrist watch to tell the time. with all the bodies i seen the panic was setting in. was i really the only one still breathing?
a couple on a park bench had died holding hands. i was full of despair knowing i would never feel love again. A fury was boiling inside of me. THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!
i started beating the guts out of the couple, and out of all the bodies i seen, throwing the corpses around, busting heads open and leaving the blood leaking into the streets.
i took a police car and raced down empty streets full speed with the lights on the rooftop rolling red and blue. hanging out of the window with a shotgun that was in the car i started popping off rounds into windows and cars, buildings and people. i ran over the bodies that lied in the streets. the thumping sound as i went over them made me cringe at the brutality, but i was the law now i have the authority to do as i please.
I am legend had nothing on me, atleast there were the zombies to play around with i literally have no one.........well, except for my dead bodies.
who knows how long i will be alone? when will I die? not a soul was left, the animals are dead too, plants are wilted, and the only thing i have is canned food to last. the world is too big for me to make it my own, but where i live will be mine. planes and helicopters, boats and cars still work. the world is my land, and i'll reap what i sew. maybe frankenstein had it right. who knows maybe i can play God. It's worth a try because all i have now is time.

what the hellll

I am blocked. like a rock outta stock of the pop and the lock is broken off but still a sign that said stop. so what i mean whut? bleeding neck sew it up. u make me sick throw it up im crazy im a nut, but..... i gotta do it cuz its gotta be done set it off like a gun heard the shot and i run, across the finish line confetti cuz i won, though i gotta stay on track like bein on a tredmil, focus where im at just be a burning windmil, i dont even know what the hell im tryin to do here

the ceremony

Welcome to your departure from life. I will be your guide into the world of beyond. Follow me as we go through the stages of preparation, until your final interment. Here at the Underground Living Mortuaries we will take the finest care of you. No need to worry, this is what we’ll die for.
Will the family of the deceased please come forward? I know this is a hard time for you with such an unfortunate tragedy that has happened, but I am here to help in any way that I can. We do need to know what kind of service will be preformed. We cater to many religions from Catholic to Buddha - Krishna to Christ, and each religion has certain beliefs associated with their funeral procession. As the Buddhists do, they will ask for their loved one’s hands to be placed in the prayer position, so as the friends and family members can come up and set prayer beads on top (Sloan). If you know of a priest that will perform the service, a time and day will be set, and if you like we can either do it here at the funeral home, in your church, or even at your house.
Flowers can be arranged by us, but if you have a shop in mind I will leave it in your hands. Same as the obituary notices, we used to call the newspapers and set it up, but more often than not the families thought it was easier to do it themselves because they can decide what to write (Sloan). Now, when we receive the body how would you like it prepared?
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The family wanted the body to be placed in a casket and dressed in a suit that they will provide. I told them that it was fine, but I really thought that cremating the body would be less expensive. For me, I know that the body burns at sixteen hundred degrees for two and a half hours, maybe they know that too and that’s why they don’t want the remains destroyed (Sloan)?
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We just brought back the body from the morgue, and now it is laying on the stretcher waiting for preparation. It is in fine condition there will be no need to restore this one, just embalm.
I do know about swelling and blistering when a body is left for days until it is found (Sloan). Sometimes it is so bad that we ask the family if they would like a closed casket. Of course with other bodies we receive we do the best we can with restorative wax, prosthetic limbs, and liquid dies (Sloan).
Luckily we did not have to wait for the family to decide what to do with the remains, so no refrigeration was involved. If twenty four hours were to elapse without embalming, then state law requires us to refrigerate the body (BLS P. 5).
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We received the clothing for the body from the family, and I have to say he had great taste. The suit they provided is a lot better than the clothes we would have given him (Sloan). All I need to do is fix his hair and place him in the coffin. Even, the casket they have chosen is superb. From the least expensive, which is around two hundred dollars that is pretty much a pine box, to the highest priced casket with gold accents that can be up to twelve hundred dollars, the one they have chosen is very tasteful (Slo

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take a look at the date its two double O nine
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