Rubbish

dinosaurs roamed the earth before i was born. it was fun when i was a monkey. did you know that yahtzee is a game of chance? is it? i thought i was going bonkers. well i was. but thats beside the point, read between the lines. the zoo let out the road kill. is a furnace something i put in my living room? my mother told me to pick the very best one, and cross my heart and hope to die. it seems like it belongs at the beach. that fred flinstone is quite a character. i remember one time i went outside and there i was. it was so cool, that ice cream cone i had. if it wasnt right then would i be the left? okay dokay little hokay pokay. herra herra shula poola. A little voodoo for the faint of heart. now chickens blood is drained from a redneck. the spell says that i need your tongue. give it up! i need your tippy toes! the bat fangs i obtained last night are sharp. fire and brimstone can make me a steaming pile of turkish royals. that plant that is out there in the forest told me a secret "i see dead people." i said "dead people? then who are you talking to?" it told me that if i wanted to eat the magic mushrooms it would tell me more. so i did. but i didnt see the plant anymore, instead there was a fairy princess that took me to the castle of the forest and we had dinner with the king and all the fairies and elves were there to show me the last unicorn. that was until HE showed up.